Hello Tower of Adams. It's me. Your host, Zach Newee Towers. And I'm bringing my brand new hour of stand-up comedy on the road.

That's right. I'll be in Rally, North Carolina, June 16th, Charlotte, North Carolina, June 17th. San Francisco, I'll be in all weekend for Pride, June 25th, 26th, and 27th. that's five changes to come see me do my new hour very special day august first i'll be in london i've

only ever been there once before so let's That's five changes to come see me do my new hour. Very special day.

August 1st, I'll be in London.

I've only ever been there once before, so let's make it big.

And then Philadelphia, I'll be there September 23rd, St. Louis, Missouri, September 24th, Portland, Oregon, October 15th, and more dates to come.

But if you're in one of those cities or if you're near one of those cities grab a ticket grab some friends and come meet this sodomite in person I love you

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Good morning, sadamites with Zach Bowie Towers.

Dylan Carlino.

Or is Dylan P.

Carlin?

No, you see Dylan. How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Comedian extraord Um, one of the funniest things that you've ever said, to me at least, is referencing the suck shack. Oh. Yeah. All the time. What was it? Dill, you were just saying how, like, your place, you suck so much like Dick in Texas, spoiler. that your apartment's like on Google Maps as like the suck shack

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if that was like a running thing or just off the cuff that day, but it really. Yeah, I actually think the suckshack like was your, you were around for like the beginning of the suckshack. The suckjack is closed. No. The suck shack isack. I moved out of the suck shack. Recession indicator.

Yeah.

Our recession indicator. Well, I moved in with a lesbian couple and a who, by the way, you know what lesbians hate random men coming over to get their cock sucked? They hate strange men. They go, who knows this guy? I go, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

Didn't you just suck him off?

You're like, yes, I don't know him, though.

Yeah. I hate strange men. They go, who knows this guy? I go, I don't know. I don't know. Didn't you just suck him off?

You're like, yes.

I don't know him, though. Yeah, and also lesbians love to like nest and they don't really leave the house. So I don't even really get opportunities. And they're smart too because if they leave the house, they don't give me a set time on when they're coming back. They're like, we can be back at any moment.

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