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Hello everybody, Sup Facts. It's Jackie. It's Labor Day. No days off for this labor horse.

You know, I was just trolling on Instagram before we started recording this podcast

because I'm deeply professional. And those little Seamy Valley Hayes, Seamy Hayes, Seamy Days,

whatever, those cute twins that are cute now. And everyone's like, what, what did they do to their

face? Yeah, what did they do to their face? Can they send me a fucking email because they look good?

Is it a rhinoplasty? Is it lip flip? What's going on? I have fake hair now, so I'm a new person.

Let's get into it. I told you a couple of weeks ago that I had hijacked Heather McMahon's glam squad.

I met Bajo Brit and I am Burr when I was visiting Heather in Atlanta for the first time.

She came and busted a beautiful blowdryte. Then when I was in Italy and Heather was getting her hair

did, I also made sure that Bajo Brit did my hair. When I met her there, she told me that she had

this amazing extension line. This is not an ad. They just have these amazing extensions. I don't

know. Listen, I do accents now. It's a thing. Get over it. So I haven't had extensions for like

10 years, but I was looking at Heather's extensions and they look real, real good. Obviously, technology

changes, quality changes, and quite frankly, budgets change. Instead of looking like an inland

empire hooker like I did in 2011, let's call it, I'm wheeling and I'm dealing. I can bust a beautiful

weave. These amazing girls, these southern bells, the girls of salty locks. They have swans

everywhere and they sell these amazing hair extensions that are like conflict free. You know,

listen, I've been pretty open. I'll take a blood diamond. I'll take a scalp toker weave, but you

know, I'm a woman of the people and now I have conflict free ethical hair extensions. I have about

four pounds of hair in my head and I feel like Beyonce. I mean, I walk through Galcin's and it's

like I have a built in metaphorical fan, blowing my hair in the wind. It is, it's heavier. It's a lot,

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