Harlan and Clarence Bromance
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
The gang talk about Clarence Thomas and his bestie BF, Harlan Crow...the right-wing Dallas billionaire that collects Nazi memorabilia. We're seeing a pattern.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh, Athletic Greens, and Lomi. |
| 0:14.9 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Upvade. |
| 0:18.0 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this happens to me! |
| 0:21.6 | The Armageddon update. |
| 0:22.6 | CREFTION LINE AND YOUNGMAMA! |
| 0:24.6 | Today we are talking about Clarence Thomas, the Supreme Court Justice. |
| 0:29.0 | Who is either more corrupt than Trump is or further into Alzheimer's than Diane Feinstein? |
| 0:33.7 | I mean, seriously people, when you show up to work looking like Willie Wonka auditioning |
| 0:38.3 | to play the Joker, it's time to resign and let your grandkids change your adult under |
| 0:44.0 | things. |
| 0:45.0 | First of all, did you guys know that the Supreme Court has no rules about ethics? |
| 0:49.3 | And that brings us back to Clarence. |
| 0:52.8 | This man, the only second black Supreme Court Justice ever. |
| 0:57.1 | And he was put on the Supreme Court amongst the controversy. |
| 0:59.2 | He was a sexual predator, but that was a different time when Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby |
| 1:05.2 | probably shared notes on which women knew the deal. |
| 1:09.4 | Let's take a little journey through this corrupt manipulative lying justice. |
| 1:16.1 | Clarence, he's a Supreme Court's foremost originalist, which means he purports to interpret |
| 1:22.6 | the Constitution as it was in 1789. |
| 1:25.6 | And that's right, a black man thinks the Constitution was perfect, you know, when black |
| 1:29.8 | people were enslaved. |
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