Bye, Tucker!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

A screaming child gets fired from Fox News, another runs for President (again), another sits behind Titus and Rachel on a plane, and another moves in to the apartment below the Hylinder. Which one is worse? We all know the answer.

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the TARDIS Podcast.
0:10.3	This episode is brought to you by native deodorant, athletic greens, butcher box, and next
0:14.9	evil naturals.
0:16.2	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:20.8	I'm Christopher Titus.
0:23.7	And this is the Armageddon Update.
0:25.2	Tucker is fired.
0:26.9	Mike Pence testified against Trump.
0:29.0	Jerry Springer is dead and the woman that got Emmett Till killed by lying is currently
0:33.5	having drinks with Satan.
0:35.1	Gosh, it feels like Christmas my birthday in Arbor Day all in one.
0:39.2	I'm a big tree hugger.
0:40.2	Listen, as much as I bitch on a weekly basis here on this self-promoting, self-centered
0:45.5	showcase of my narcissism or podcast as we call them, it's time that we finally have
0:51.8	a day of celebration that some of the evil in this world has not been stopped, but at
0:56.0	least had its ankle twisted sucked in a bee, got stung in the throat and is now having
1:01.1	an allergic reaction and can barely breathe.
1:04.3	Fuck you, Tucker.
1:05.3	Yes.
1:06.3	Now you got fired by Fox and you have to have a podcast too.
1:10.8	Oh, yeah.
1:12.8	Do you understand what had to happen for Rupert Murdoch to fire Tucker?
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