Buy High, Sell Low!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s YAMMER Send us questions for Bryan’s mom Twitch streamer Kai The internet is a fad Bryan’s slow on the jump Buy high, sell low: lose money like Bryan Green! What are the hot young people doing for dating shows? The Cut The intensity! My girl can clean a chicken bone “I’m low key illiterate” It’s about my spirit, Krissy What is woke? Grunberg round 2 We’ll definitely be getting back to this LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	If that's a veiled criticism amounting me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it.
0:09.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break...
0:12.0	I also buy real estate at the most expensive times, and I sell it at least expensive times.
0:16.0	I'm just not very good at this stuff. I'm not a sucess.
0:19.0	Bye, I sell it.
0:21.0	Bye, I sell it. That's the Brian Green real estate way.
0:24.0	You too can be a millionaire. You too can lose a million dollars just like Brian Green.
0:30.0	And now, for 1999 plus 99 shipping and handling, you too can lose a million dollars in real estate.
0:37.0	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:46.0	I give you a nugget, you take a crumb and lock it at thekins.
0:49.0	Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green.
0:51.0	This is my dear friend and wonderful co-host, Kristen Joy, only best to you, Kristen.
0:55.0	Best to you, Brian.
0:56.0	Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:00.0	I think we had the most perfect bit of internet ever given to us by a review on Apple.
1:06.0	It's like a perfect piece of internet.
1:08.0	And let me paraphrase, because I don't have it right in front of me,
1:11.0	which I probably should prepare for the show in some way, shape or form.
1:14.0	But, you know, hey, it's The Commercial Break. You take what you got.
1:16.0	Yeah, don't mess with that.
1:18.0	You guys want me to go through all this effort? No!
1:21.0	Join me on Patreon.
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