Get That Makeup On...STAT!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an episode of Love Connection, but this guy seems more interested in giving plumbing discounts to dads than in dating their daughters. Cleaning out the old hand computer Should Bryan & Krissy fight in blow-up sumo suits? A PPV fight with Frankie B People who make sex noises at the gym The Logan Paul fight Buffalo Wild Wings chicken nugget drama Taco Bell slander Supersize Me What the Fuck Chuck Love Connection It’s a mop top He thinks all women are hideous without makeup No makeup, no eyeballs This audience is fuming Slim hips would improve her social life Take my daughter and give me 20% off He’s a wimpy little twerp LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I wouldn't do much for a Klondike bar, but I would do an insane, insane amount of things for a Krabbering Good.
0:13.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break...
0:16.0	Now I see why he's such a genre.
0:18.0	He's got all the ladies wrapped around his face.
0:21.0	I mean, maybe don't use the word hideous.
0:25.0	Maybe don't use the word hideous.
0:27.0	I can start there.
0:28.0	I can see John with one of those, like, eye things at night.
0:31.0	You know, the black eye things, yeah.
0:33.0	And he's like, he wakes up and he's like...
0:35.0	That's exactly what I'm asking.
0:36.0	Have you had a chance to get to the bathroom?
0:38.0	Yeah.
0:39.0	Is there any makeup on?
0:40.0	You better get in that bathroom and put that makeup on.
0:42.0	Oh my god.
0:43.0	Idiot.
0:45.0	The next episode of The Commercial Break...
0:48.0	starts now.
0:50.0	Don't start me in the morning!
0:52.0	Oh, yeah.
0:53.0	I guess the kittens welcome back to The Commercial Break.
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