Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to modern love (if we can call it that). Send us dive bar recommendations Who’s putting drugs in their penis? Pooping in the shower The Australian Boner Spider Nico vs the rat Would you want to have intercourse for 7 hours straight? Waffle House Current dating show, The Cut Immediately going for the lips Get him, girl! This guy eats bear He’s got the trigger finger Ah…an insecure short man Girls talking shit...relatable queens The disembodied voice is savage This guy thinks he’s something LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dress like a slut today, not tomorrow. We not even promised tomorrow.
0:05.0	You don't even know if you're gonna have this body tomorrow. You might be a little bloated.
0:09.0	Put the mini skirt, see through crop top with the pasteies, stripper heels, on bitch.
0:14.0	I don't give a fuck if you want to church to the grocery store.
0:18.0	You will never get a chance to look this young, this youthful, this sexy, again.
0:24.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:30.0	Dale, you're gonna have to come across the boner spider, didn't ya?
0:35.0	What did you say? Dale's walking through the store, but he's like the neat guy and he's got this huge tent going on underneath his frock.
0:45.0	Hey, Dale, did you see the boner spider?
0:49.0	He's just seen one of the spider's legs out of his mouth.
0:52.0	Nope, didn't see the boner spider.
0:55.0	But I got a heart out for the first time in years.
0:59.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:04.0	What the heart wants? What the heart wants?
1:07.0	Yeah, guys and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
1:10.0	This is my dear friend and director of craft services.
1:13.0	Chris, enjoy your whole day best of you, Chris.
1:15.0	Best of you, Brian.
1:16.0	Best of you out there on the podcast universe.
1:19.0	You know, last episode we were talking about doing a tour of dive bars.
1:23.0	Yes.
1:24.0	And I forgot to mention that, you know, this is a far-flung idea.
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