America’s Next Top Pet

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a mushroom that makes you see tiny cartoon people, a bear breaks into a nursing home and nurses fight it off with walkers and Rice Krispies, raccoons are on their way to becoming America's next pet and Kansas child says monster was hiding under their bed and babysitter found a man hiding there!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.2	You ready, Scotty?
0:08.3	Cuddy B, New Year, new banana boys.
0:12.0	Same positive attitude.
0:14.1	Let's do this thing.
0:15.6	Right?
0:16.9	Yep.
0:18.7	Hear it all.
0:20.7	You lost it already. Turn it off. Cancel the podcast. You lost it already.
0:22.2	Turn it off.
0:23.1	Cancel the podcast.
0:24.1	I hate it here.
0:27.3	Man, that was fast.
0:30.0	That was so fast.
0:31.6	I lost it so fast.
0:33.4	Yeah, I was 100% in.
0:35.2	Now I'm 1,000% out.
0:37.0	Okay, let's do it.
0:37.9	This mushroom reliably makes you see tiny cartoon people and scientists have no idea why.
0:45.5	Damn.
0:47.1	And it's not the mushroom you think it is.
0:50.5	Well, sign us up.
	...

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