Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:24:00 Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10 Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05 Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17 Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01 Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23 Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09 Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15 Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, November 11th, 2024. Coming up on the program today, anal secretions
0:05.9	now come in five outrageous flavors. Plus, the toy surprise in my toilet was not what I was hoping
0:11.5	for. Sitting on a pile of lit fireworks sounds like a brilliant idea. And the First Lady's titties
0:17.3	were on full display in Russia.
0:26.9	This record is dedicated to one of the most civilized manifestations of man.
0:29.4	The appreciation and enjoyment of fine wines.
0:32.2	I need some wine.
0:37.4	Knowing fine wines is not only fun intellectually and aesthetically, but drinking fine wines is one of the great joys of life.
0:39.5	I am not a truck. What pleasure there is in inhaling the bouquet of a good wine, observing its color, tasting the delicious liquid.
0:47.6	I have problems and you don't know about. And enjoying the exhilarating afterglow which rises within the soul while consuming a bottle of fine wine.
0:56.1	I don't know what you're probably in, Jane.
1:02.7	I need some wine.
1:08.3	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:12.3	She is a fat cunt.
1:14.5	Crystal mat loosens up your butt hoe.
1:16.6	The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something.
1:19.2	I don't know.
1:19.9	He's sniffing.
1:20.9	Try new peanut butter age.
1:22.4	I'm a sucker for other people's pain.
1:24.4	Yes, Jim Henson back here with you.
1:27.3	Tickickok a kick cock. To kick cock. I'm speaking Klingon now. people's pain. Yes, Jimenson back here with you. Takea-a-ke-kak-a-kak.
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