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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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TW and MB cover the most in this one. They try and figure out why white parents love cover bands, why hangovers muthafuggin suck, and why a butt butler should be mandatory in every home. What's a butt butler you say? Listen to the GOT DAMN episode. Xoxo.

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0:00.0	In the people that complain about LA, I just some of the worst.
0:03.1	This town's so fucking fake.
0:05.6	No, it's the people you hang out with.
0:08.8	I have a theory.
0:09.6	You know how people are like, oh, dating in LA is so hard.
0:12.2	My theory is you're ugly.
0:15.2	That's my theory.
0:16.0	Dating in LA is a...
0:17.9	You look like a puddle of pudding.
0:19.6	You're disgusting.
0:20.5	Puddle of pudding.
0:21.3	Puddle of pudding.
0:22.2	Is that not a fucking improv troop name?
0:23.6	Age.
0:24.4	Maybe it might be better.
0:25.2	That are a puddle of mud cover band.
0:26.8	Cover band, we've talked about this.
0:28.9	I just...
0:30.5	Could you imagine banging a dude in a cover band?
0:32.9	That's to say, what's sadder?
0:34.6	Being in a sour cloud wrapper?
0:36.6	Cover band.
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