58: Big Titty Pudding

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The bois take a deep dive into why Michael still hasn't cleaned his fleshlight, learn what in the absolute f*ck "squeak rap" is, and discuss strip clubs that have them FIRE wings. They also figure out what thick water is... actually no they don't. What the f*ck is thick water??!! Please stop it!!!

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0:00.0	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:01.5	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:03.0	Er, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:05.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:08.1	Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you.
0:12.0	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:16.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:20.5	and give you ideas for tea.
0:21.9	Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:24.4	Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:26.5	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:27.6	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:30.0	Look, like, see, Miss, get your fail bus.
0:32.8	Ch-ch-ch-ch.
0:34.6	Who wants yellow?
0:37.1	P-ch-ch.
0:38.8	Hey, what's up? Welcome to StiffSox. He's just me.
0:40.8	No, no, no, no, no.
0:43.5	Hey, I'm in this bitch, too.
0:45.2	But!
0:45.8	All right, we in this bitch, you in this bitch, every...
0:48.0	Where did that term in this bitch come from? We in this bitch.
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