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Stiff Socks

59: Is E.T. F*cking?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Pball and 2Fine explore how pilots take poops, how girls expertly talk shit about other girls, and how a Cake Pop Date is supposed to go. They also gab about the universal question... have you jerked off to a Garfield comic? This is a science podcast.

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0:00.0

Like my dick and my grandma's

0:05.4

My grandma's bad. I gotta show you guys

0:09.4

Is this who cares

0:14.2

The great question I can't just to know all right first of all we're in the car right or we're good yesterday

0:19.9

Oh, we go it rock has launched

0:24.8

We're never live not yet

0:27.6

Yeah, but okay first of all what dry wild morning all right come back from the bank

0:32.5

Come back from the bank Michael and I

0:34.7

Michael just goes oh, yeah, sorry. I've mild dyslexia

0:38.9

Mild what are you fucking talk about hot sauce pack the mild? Okay, we just mild give him some context

0:46.1

You didn't give me context give us some context. I don't very bad with directions. Okay, we went to a bank

0:51.8

We did a fucking you turn. I didn't know where I was okay. We come back to the studio

0:55.7

I was lost and I go man a really bad direction. I got a mild dyslexia. There's no one I can't even say dick sl-

1:01.8

Dic-dic slessia

1:03.8

Dic sless-dic sless- slessie

1:06.8

D-dic slessie

1:08.8

Dic that sounds like a fucking the mayor of third grade

1:12.5

Dic slessie shitty jambajou's drink. Why do all politicians have like just such firm names?

1:19.0

I think you have you can't you can't be named like

1:21.0

If you're no

1:23.0

That's your fucking Aladdin's asshole or something is that what?

1:31.4

I recently saw a little mermaid

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