Burger Seen, Burger Achieved with D.J. Mausner

The Neighborhood Listen

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week in Dignity Falls, Burnt and Joan talk about the “tub system” at the Phallsmacy, Into The Woods, "that Peanut", and a concerning update on Gabby, while Doug chimes in with dual purposes. Later on the show, Paul (D.J. Mausner) complains about hamburgers being too flat, but carries a dark secret.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.
0:25.4	Knock, knock.
0:26.6	Who's there?
0:27.8	Your neighbor.
0:29.2	Good.
0:30.3	In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.
0:33.0	You've got the neighbor half app and us.
0:34.9	Burn.
0:35.2	And Jod.
0:36.0	From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell
0:38.8	we'll cover it all and meet new neighbors as well we'll chat about any posts you're missing
0:44.4	so just tune in to the neighborhood listen and welcome once more to the neighborhood.
0:55.8	Listen, this is the podcast that explores the neighborhood of Dignity Falls through the eyes of some of its residents.
1:03.0	I am once a resident.
1:04.2	My name is Burt Me a Payday.
1:05.6	I am the pharmacist in chief at the Dignity Falls, Missy.
1:09.3	And here with me as always is...
1:12.0	Oh, is Joan Pedestrian.
1:14.6	I am the top realtor here at Dignity Falls, and I am a local actress.
1:18.6	That's correct.
1:19.7	Clean, smooth.
1:21.1	We got all the information.
	...

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