Stop Sign Runner with Aristotle Athari

The Neighborhood Listen

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Something's in the air his week in Dignity Falls! Burnt and Joan go from eye contact anxiety to childhood impressions to the local phrase "face don't count!", and Doug reveals his latest architectural project with some help from a neighbor. We also learn the secret to the family nest egg. Later we meet Kěrn (Aristotle Athari), the subject of a recent NeighborhApp tirade about an "arrogant stop sign runner" here to defend himself.

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0:00.0	Extra value meals are back. For just $5, get a savory and sweet sausage egg and cheese McGrittles,
0:06.4	plus hash browns and a coffee. Only at McDonald's. For limited time only, prices and
0:11.3	participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery.
0:15.1	Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character
0:19.4	using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website.
0:23.1	Occasionally, we change the names of some streets.
0:25.3	And that's all you need to know.
0:26.5	To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership.
0:35.6	And now, please enjoy this episode of
0:37.6	The Neighborhood Listen!
0:40.5	Knock Knock!
0:41.7	Who's there?
0:42.9	Your neighbor.
0:44.3	Good.
0:45.4	Indignity falls.
0:46.9	You're never alone.
0:48.1	You've got the neighbor half app and us.
0:50.0	Burn.
0:50.3	And Jod.
0:51.0	From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.
0:54.2	We'll cover it all. And meet new things to sell. We'll cover it all.
0:55.3	And meet new neighbors as well.
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