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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your neighbor.

Good.

In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.

You've got the neighbor half app and us.

Burn.

And Jod.

From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.

We'll cover it all.

And meet new neighbors as well.

We'll chat about any posts you're missing.

So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.

Welcome once more to The Neighborhood Listen, the podcast that takes a look at the neighborhood of Dignity Falls through the eyes of its residents, including your humble hosts.

Sorry, what is that noise? Do you hear that?

Well, we're recording outside today. Well, just me and Burnt are recording outside. Doug is, of course, in a different room.

We haven't introduced anyone yet. But that is the sound of, what ends up happening is we end up having

a lot of our larger vehicles break down. And we've had to sort of do hybrid. So we have a fire.

No, no, no. Our as a Digny Falls town. And so we've had to, the firefighters having to take the kids to school this morning, because all the school buses have just gone kaput. We don't know why. It's almost like they all were brought down at the same exact time. None of them were starting at the beginning of the week. So the firefighters were like, we'll take them. And so the kids are loving it. We'll take them.

Yeah, just take them to school. Pick them up. Oh. I thought they were taking the non-starting vehicles. No, they're not taking. We'll take them. They're just going to convert everything to a fire engine. Although, I guess they could. There's not a ton of room on fire engines. Is there for a classroom?

I know.

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