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For the best experience, we kindly recommend you listen with headphones. Hello my FM followers friends of the Waste good afternoon. I am Mike Madness and thank you for tuning in to the

Dune's Day dial. Now no no I know I know I know. Mikey did you just change the name of your show again and yeah I did listen I've learned

you just got to go with the flow of the stale shelter air and down here nothing but the whirling whims of the

wasteland wacko ever changes. So grant me this little caprice, eh?

Fourth time's a charm as they say. Anyway, not to test the trademark tyranny. Let's get on with

the real name of the game. That's more like it.

Welcome back to Satan's favorite segment.

We're on episode 48 of our discomforting dialogue,

keeping up with the theme you know and hate.

Doomsday.

Now, I won't go into details.

I know the topic is still a few years too sensitive.

But a few playful what-ifs won't hurt anyone.

Like what if civil society checked out with dinosaurs?

Or what if the Earth was trashed by trash?

Or my preferred defunction?

What if the world went away not with a bang, but a whisper.

Today's malediction might mellow you out, but don't be fooled.

That singing in your ears. It ain't coming from me. So if you dare follow along,

cover your ears and listen close.

close. Oh, The first to vanish was a woman named Rebecca out of Seattle, Washington.

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