This episode was produced with immersive audio.

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to all my Shirley's and skeptics, fans and foes, my doomsday depressed and

wasteland woes.

Good evening. depressed and Thank you for tuning in the glowing oasis

If you've blessed your ears with our show before, how you doing? Surviving.

But if you're new, I've got news for you.

You're in the right place. I am your host Mike Madness and you are listening to

the freshest frequency on this side of static Earth. I hope you came

thirsty because we got the only music that'll

quench your soul. And just a reminder folks we are taking calls so if you have any

requests or just want to chill with the old chatterbox here go ahead and shoot as a flare all right

Well, speaking of requests if you please those weaken the knees should sit on down, because now things are

getting freaky.

It's that time again, time for our favorite soul-jolting segment.

Time to turn towards those frightful shores where the waves of fear lap in your mind, where the towers of terror

peak into your waking thought like the static hiss. Over the radio. It's time of course for a scary story. We're on

episode 26 of our radio series and tonight we are tuning in to one hell of a tale

Remember the good old days, back when there was TSA, one-way streets and political debates?

Remember when it all went away? Like a headache was lifted, true, but not everything was sunshine and roses.

Take it from me.

Like some of you I've made bed below where the bombs don't blow, and like all of you I know more was lost than your

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