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Hello, Weary Wanderers, and welcome back to the land of the almost living.

You're listening to Radio Rapture and I'm your host Mike Madness.

For any newbies out there, pick up a seat and settle in because you just found the one and only station that will sing by your side all the way through the final days.

Speaking of which, the other night I was counting my cans and spinning tunes when I rolled

across the label of my favorite green beans.

I'm talking about the Beach Boys of course and as I was taking a

tour through sweet old kokomo I got to thinking of all those places I'll never

see. The Sistine Chapel, the pyramids. The Seven Wonders of the World

grew in number the day everywhere went out of reach. I've been in this bunker a few years now and the landmarks of my home are found

even by the most limited imaginations and to see nothing else.

Cool, what about you?

What's the greatest site you ever saw?

The Grand Canyon, the Eiffel Tower, an open rest stop on a stomach full of fire.

Come on, I know someone out there has got a good story.

Give us a call, don't be shy.

I may sound like madness, but I'm not infectious.

Going once, going twice?

Well, if you're feeling extra nice, our lines are always open and we're just dying to hear

your voice.

All right, well, on with the main attraction.

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