Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Now bugle wise, we're going to be off for the next few weeks, as we're taking a summer break.

That involves Olympic divers plummeting headfirst into George Louis Alexander,

Wiener Danger Ticket.

Hello bugle. Hello Andy. Hello Presidents.

You would not believe what I made at a built confesto.

I just s**t. I do now have a huge empty chasmus feeling inside,

but it's still good to know that I was right.

Top story this week.

So in your dreams, this top.

You're all s**t. Top story this week.

Seconds out on your knees, planet earth.

And what's that clanging sound?

It's the big brass baby king.

That's his cyber ear.

That's his cyber ear.

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