Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, the euglers, and welcome to issue 244 of the Google audio newspaper for a visual world.

For the week beginning Monday the 12th of August 2013, I am Andy Zoltzmann in London

from where there is nothing to report. And in New York City, firing his hilarity harpoon into

the purpose of pomposity, it's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, euglers, that was a mercy harpooning,

just in case animal rights. That porpus was needed as we put out in his misery.

It's misery being a fucking porpus, Andy, for the terrible life.

So one more week of my daily show, Sudoho Summer Adventure, Andy, I'm within four shows

of managing to hand the office back to John Stuart in an unlikely one piece,

which is a classically the exact point at which I think you probably expect me to do something

which somehow causes the building to collapse at the seams. I'm sure there's a button somewhere

under the desk that John has written, do not touch on with John. At some point accidentally

knock into with my knee, inexplicably launching the entire studio 150 feet into the air,

or maybe everything will be fine. The point is feel free to watch this week and find out.

Now bugle wise, we're going to be off for the next few weeks as we're taking a summer break,

...