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Hello Bugelers and welcome to Bugel Issue 245, the first Bugel of the 2013-14 Bugel season with me,

Andy Zoltzman, freshly returned from a family holiday in Spain, where I talk the legs of dead

pigs, some lessons I will not forget in a hurry. I am live in London 2012, never forget.

And joining me from New York after a traumatic disasterous week for British status in America,

the British government falling victim to democracy and having to declare war on the US,

I think that's what happened all the way. Andy Murray, hammered like a tent peg in a resentful

ditched husband's attempt to pitch his tent on the road outside his ex-wife's new home. She shares

with a millionaire tent peg manufacturing magnate. And most humiliatingly of all,

Britain's John Oliver sacked as host of the Daily Show after just two months in the hot seat in

favour of some film director. Bad time for Britain. But he'd never be devoted on the Bugel,

not unless Chris worked on his singing skills and John learned some more IT. So from New York,

here he is, the musketeer of birth, slicing the apples of abomination with his sword of satire

to make the tart, tart, tart of truth. It's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugel. Well, Andy,

I hope you had a nice relaxing break. I myself went to Afghanistan to do a USO tour over the

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