The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugleers!

And welcome to issue 4,111 of the Bugle coming to you as is soft in the case in the form

of sound waves, powered by Sonorax, ancient God of Sound.

Do you like sound?

Or so does the Bugle.

So why not sacrifice 100 head of oxygen to Sonorax to make the Bugle sound even better?

And what better place to commit the Holy slaughter than on a Bugle endorsed a Blato tech 3D

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deity of your choice, go to the Oblato tech website and use the code Sloth Your Head

Off.

Sorry, I know we're not really supposed to be running ads anymore, but sometimes it

offers simply too good.

Welcome to the Bugle.

I'm Andy Zoltzman and we're here in London to chronicle every single relevant moment

in the universe over the last week or so.

And I'm joined, firstly, by the woman who only has to look at an exotic bird to turn

it into a mortal enemy for all humankind.

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