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Hello, Bugles, and welcome to a sub-episode of Primest Hog Washering from the Bugles,

much sought after vaults of the never previously heard, the previously heard, but probably

forgotten about, and the, let's be honest, rightly and deliberately ignored.

This week you'll be hearing from the recent past, the less recent past, and the world

of voluntary subscriber lies.

Let's start with some bits of recent bugles that on health and safety grounds were with

health from public consumption due to being one or more of too funny, or too politically

dangerous, or too true or not true enough, or because they contain secret codes embedded

by the Russian Secret Service.

They changed them every few weeks, so this stuff is now safe.

Chris, start the gramophone.

I went to a place called Tobe of Maury.

Now, did you ever get a program in Australia called Bela Maury?

No.

Kiddys, it's a kiddys thing.

There was a little thing, little tune.

What's the story, Bela Maury, wouldn't you like to know?

And there was Mrs, oh, comment below her name.

Oh, I wasn't allowed to watch TV as a kid.

I read books in trees like an Inid Black Narsal.

Well, this is quite late.

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