Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Hello, Bugel!

Welcome to the Bugel.

Can we just fade out the music a bit?

There we go. You have to fade out that technologically we are trying our most ambitious ever theatrical

extravagant here. This is going to be like John Michel-Jar meets the asteroid that killed the

dinosaurs. It's going to be absolutely sensational. Welcome to the Bugel Live.

It's also being recorded. We'll be going out as this week's Bugel for those listening at home

or anywhere else. We are here in Melbourne, Australia, a city where if one whoop from what a proud

civic place this is, still regretting the missed opportunity to call yourselves Batmania. Maybe that's

a... A city where if current trends continue, according to scientists, in 40 years time,

this place will just be a 50-meter deep reservoir of coffee with a single weeping avocado floating

in the middle. I am Andy Zoltzman, 400,000 miles from home as the crow flies, albeit a crow with

absolutely no sense of direction, an tendency to be distracted by the prospect of shitting on

every single major global cultural monument as a protest against humanity's exploitation of the

...