Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Hello, thebugelers! It's the moment the fans of the number 4,064 have been eagerly waiting for.

It's Bugel Issue 4,064 for the week beginning Monday, the second of April 2018.

You're going to be waiting a while for a year with that number, so please do enjoy this

Olympic year of course, 4,064 so it is going to be a good one. But according to my predictor.

The weather is going to be awful. Britain will still be arguing over whether or not Brexit was a good

thing and Antarctica is going to be the most overpopulated continent in the world. I am Andy Zoltzmann

and I am in my house. I was going to be in my shed but unfortunately it's raining here in London

and the roof of the shed when it rains is not adequately soundproofed.

I'm unable to do my shed introduction which included me saying welcome to the shed

and the immortal words of actual rose. I was going to tell you all about the other great

works of art that have been created in sheds including Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark and

his Magic Garden Reich, Jane Austen's shed and shed ability. Damian Hurst's the physical

impossibility of death in the mind of someone in a shed also known as Choc in shed and the

Sistine Chapel ceiling which of course began as the Sistine Shed ceiling. Pope Julius the

second just wanted someone to keep his power drills and lawn mowers and boy did he have a lot of

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