Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Where's that...oh, there we are.

That's me.

Hello, Bugels!

How are you all?

Good, excellent. Welcome to the live Bugel here at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

It's a great pleasure to be here in this city where sadly some sad news has broken

in the last three days. A noodle restaurant has unfortunately closed down,

and since that happened, four and a half million Melbourneians have just been desperately waiting

for food. There's nowhere else left in the city to provide them with it, just waiting

desperately for any UN air drop. So for our crowds, for those who are listening at home sounds

a bit hungry than usual. That is the reason why. So this is the Bugel live, the visual version

of a show that has always prided itself on its complete lack of visuality. What the f**k are you

people doing here? And this is Bugel 4000 and 66, and we are recording on the 22nd of April,

2018. And this is the anniversary of the 22nd of April in 1864, which was a cracking year.

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