Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, B you lose and welcome to issue 4,063 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a world which

seems bizarrely comfortable with its own narcissistic self-destructed visuality.

Keep it audio world, it will upset you less. I am Andy Zoltzmann, the zero-time

kosher keeping champion of the UK. No disgrace beaten by the better player on the day hands up.

And I'm joined today by two of Britain's foremost emissaries to the planet Earth.

Two people who have been travelling the world exclusively for Thebugel in recent weeks,

putting in the groundwork for Empire II, the sequel. First up, back here in London,

briefly in between trips to basically everywhere, it's Nish Kumar.

Hello Andy, hello Bugelers, how are you? I'm well thanks Nish, so since you will last

on this show, you've been to, you've basically been exploring the world like some

21st century Columbus. Yeah, I've been going around the world and awkwardly observing people,

doing this, what things are they doing. I've basically been a member of the Royal family.

For the last three weeks, just walking around places, looking at people, participating in their

traditions, doing a really bad job of it and having people be nice to me out of shape,

or like this. Right, so I mean where you've been to New Zealand?

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