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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, buglers, and welcome to issue 459 of the world's longest running only and greatest audio newspaper for a visual world.

We are recording on the 9th of February 2018, so this is the week beginning the 12th of February.

I am here in London with Alice Fraser. Hello, Alice.

Hello, Andy, how are you? I'm very well-thank you. You've been in this hemisphere for a very long time.

Too long, I'm starting to forget what the sun looks like.

It comes, goes up on the... And what joy feels like and what good water is like.

And how water goes the wrong way down the plug hole.

That's what comes out of a shower at any pressure at all.

Comes out of the shower at any pressure at all.

Yeah, it just comes out of the drain and it's like a b-day. All showers of b-days in Australia.

Is it right that in the southern hemisphere the sun, rather than rising over the horizon,

just curves down from the bottom of the sky and then curves back up again?

It just sort of leaps out at you from behind things, Andy.

Okay, that's what we're worried about.

And joining us from New York City is a man who is not usually in New York City.

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