Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, viewers! Welcome to issue 4,058 of the world's ongoing weekly,

updated official last-willing testaments of the planet Earth.

The official audio document chronicling the legacy of this planet between now and the end of the

world somewhere between three months and five billion years from now it's a ballpark figure.

Might be a bit either way, I haven't built any contingency. I am Andy Zotsman, and if you cut me,

I say ow! Here in London we are today the city where 500 years from now to the day,

we in Britain will be holding a referendum on whether or not to rejoin planet Earth.

After we leave it in a referendum, 470 years from now to join a new trading bloc with the 18th

century after time travel enables us to trade with our former selves which could work out

very well for both sides. Joining me here today in London, a welcome return to thebugel.

To a man I lost saw flying a helicopter into a crowd of screaming children.

They deserved it. Well they paid to say it was in a panthermore. It's Al Murray.

Hi Andy. That was said say to the helicopter in your panthermore, that was the theatrical

extravagant of the millennium for me. It was a bizarrely high point in the show as well for me.

When I got the script and reading it, you know, it's a joke about a cow here and the magic beans

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