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Hello, viewers and welcome to Bewool 459 sub-episode A. We are having a week off this week

in an effort to stop all global news from happening. And because I'm on tour, and it's half-term.

And the heat death of the universe is only 5 billion years away, so what's the point?

Instead, we have a sub-episode for you containing some classic

bugel Valentine's Day facts from the Bugel Factor Archives, the primary repository of historical

veracity in the known world, plus some choice snippets from my recent satirist for

hot shows in Dublin on the 11th of February, and way back in the icy bleakness of January,

all the short.

Well, I was hoping to get one of the two people to actually send in advance.

A number of topics you sent. For the second time in a row, I've been out of the UK for a few days

before your show at the Westy. All right, Columbus, don't flash it about, mate.

I would like you to satirize this hotel breakfasts.

When that was the idea when I started this show, so people could have the big political issues

of the world that are really effectively satirized. So hotel, so have you, how long have you been away?

Three nights. Three nights. Was this work or holiday or

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