Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Here comes producer Chris. This is him in three dimensions.

A genuine three-dimensional entity, Chris. Most of you probably used to sing him in zero dimensions.

This is what he looks like and he's sitting down at his special producer desk and what a producer

this young man is. He just has to look at something to produce it. He's like,

King Midas, but with broad-castable audio files instead of gold.

Which is good news for everyone apart from perhaps the global economy.

Chris, for those of you audio-watching the recording of this show at home, he's sitting at his

little miniature desk now, getting ready to produce something. A little crack of the knuckles

there to show this crowd whose boss.

And well, everyone now just waiting for that moment's win.

Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers and welcome to Bugel sub-episode

4,057 A is for advoque. I am Andy Zoltzman and unfortunately various circumstances

conspired to prevent the recording of a full-on new slab of raw Bugel this week, which was a shame.

Because the world has been churning out some ripe old nonsense as seems to be its habit these days.

So instead, for your delectation, we have more from the Bugel live show in London on the 18th of

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