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Hello, be euglers and welcome to issue 4,053 of the Bugel worlds leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world with me and his ultimate here in London which is still the only city in the

world to have hosted all of the following A and Olympic games B, a football World Cup Final,

C, a live bugle show, D, the execution of King Charles I and E, a pigeon which is not unusual in

itself but not often found in that combination. Joining me from Mumbai, India, a city once given

to Charles I's son, Charles II, has a wedding present and of course potentially the capital

of Post Brexit Britain. Joining me from there, it's Anu Vapowl.

Hello Andy, hello, hello, that is indeed correct. We were part of a large dowry and I'm sure the

other things in the dowry were geese, parts of Spain, some of America and us and I'm happy to

report a whistle here, it's part of the dowry. I mean that puts a lot of pressure on a marriage I

think. Well you've got a wedding present that includes a city. I mean it's a lot for a relationship

to live up to. That's correct Andy, I think that it came down to a thing where Charles was

probably rejected with smaller presents and we've all been there, you know he tried gifts, he tried

flowers, he tried chocolates but clearly the Spanish lady wanted something bigger, I'm sure he

tried animals and then he just said, f*** it here's Bombay and I think and I think that's kind of

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