Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world

Hello, Bee, Hughlers! And welcome to issue 4,054 of the Bugel the world's primary and leading,

and indeed only audio newspaper for a visual world for the week beginning Monday,

the 25th of December, which means it's Bugel Christmas special time and what a collection of gifts

we have for you today. Firstly, what's in this package? Yes, it's me, Andy Zoltzman,

and joining me here in London, let's see who's in this one. It's Alice Fraser! Hello, Andy!

Hello, Alice! How are you? Well, I'd say that. I've been seeing you every night at my show,

so-ho show, in a range of different guises, which has been a bit fun. It's been a lot of fun.

I've enjoyed the shit out of it, Andy. Oh, good, good. And most of the audiences have, I think,

as well, more on this later. And coming to us live from Los Angeles, it's the international

fugitive of the year 2017, catch her if you can, Interpol. You've got nothing on it.

It's the sister who's being missed a lot in White House in London. The scribbling sibling,

the Fount of All Wisdom, Helen Zoltzman.

How's the little detail? How's the little detail? How's the little detail?

Can you give us a hand?

Hello, Andy. Could have a glass of water. I've been in that box for a lot of weeks.

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