Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 4,047 of the world's longest running audio newspaper

for a world whose obsession with the visual shows no signs of abating. I'm Andy Zoltzman,

live. Hang on, let me just check that. Oh, that's a solid 280-minute pulse.

I get so excited when I do the show. Live and in zero dimensions,

count and losers, coming to you from the west coast of the USA.

Here in the city named after a sense of bereavement and wobbly desserts,

loss and jellies. Loss and, I don't know, that's the lot one of the show.

And joining me, thanks to the wonders of modern technology,

via a very long piece of string across the Pacific Ocean and a couple of yoga pots,

from Sydney, Australia, it's Alice Fraser. Hello, Andy, how are you?

I'm very well, thanks Alice, how are you? I just got back from America,

so we're sort of tag teaming around the world. Yeah, we're basically hammering the environment.

I hope you've followed the elaborate clues that I've left to a prize at the end of it, I don't know.

All right, and that now sounds intriguing, but I only have another 12,000 or so.

I just want you to hover every bin in the city. Yes, a lot of people seem to be feeding me too,

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