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Hello, Buglers and welcome to Bugel 4047, sub-episode.

This is an extra bugle. I'm currently in Toronto, Canada, having a bit of a week off.

But we are providing you with a unique bugle as part of our largely non-existent 10th birthday

celebrations. Chris, the producer, is on the line from London. He will now explain exactly

what he's about to put me through. Well, Andy, I think you are obviously a very wise man.

That's correct. Testify. And you know, you know, you spend a lot of time writing this show,

and you know it inside out, that's correct? Well, the first of those things is

probably more true than the second. Okay, interesting. We've already got some hesitancy there.

The audience, the audience have collectively written a quiz for you, Andy, about your own

show. We've got contributions from one to I think from four continents, from about eight

different countries, and they've all got questions for you. As I said to you just before we started,

some of these questions clearly have an answer in which they've actually provided the answer.

Some of them clearly have an answer because I was able to research it and find the answer.

Some of them probably have an answer, but I don't know what it is. And some of it's just bullshit.

Okay, that sounds like an accurate reflection of the nature of the modern world, to be honest.

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