Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world. Hello!

Hello! You blew it. Welcome to issue 4,046 of the Bugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

I have some words, you have some ears. There is now nothing to stop this thing happening.

This is for the week beginning Monday the 16th of October 2017, although we are recording

on Wednesday 11 October, so by Monday, up to 85% of today's show could have transmuted from

lie to fact and or vice versa. I'm Andy Zoltzmann and what I say goes.

No word. And I'm here in London, the city where as we speak Britain is collectively

gearing itself up for a long, slow run up and jump over the Brexit brick wall of democratic

obligation into the shattered Bockel and Half Eaton cabab filled with looping of freedom.

Great times of your life. Joining me this week, two people from very, very different

sides of the Atlantic and with equally different degrees of blood relation to me.

Firstly, from the world-eating Zoltzmann Jean-Pul. It's the fatter-war wisdom, Helen Zoltzmann.

Hi Andy. Hello. Hello. Hello. You've got a cough.

I do have a cough. Maybe I'll treat you to a bit of that later.

Right. I'll look forward to that. Yeah.

If you have one who enjoys hearing someone cough in a gutter all the way, what could be finer?

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