Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers! And welcome to issue 4,045 of the Bugel the World's

only and longest running audio newspaper for this quite visibly visual world.

The newscast that Philicy looks truth square in a face and says, no, not for me.

I am Andy Zoltzman, freelance warlord, business I will admit is far from brisk in South London.

I am considering relocating off your. And I am joined this week by representatives of both of the

world's two greatest, latitude and lead to find hemispheres. Firstly, joining me here in London,

from the Northern Hemisphere. It's the man who is to the Bugel what Queen Elizabeth II is to

wrestling a rhinoceros in that he does it about once a month and does it very well.

It's Nish Kumar! Hello Andy, hello, Bugelers! I was very excited to know where that

and the strategy was going. I only could have gone in so many different ways.

I've only got in so many different ways. Given that you and I have both modeled our haircuts

after that particular queen. But you know what? Absolutely. It could have gone in any direction.

I wear my patriarchism squarely on parts of my head.

All of my head these days. So welcome there. It's been a while since you've worked.

Yes, it's been a while. It's been a tricky week for me Andy. I was the victim of a cyber attack.

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