Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the London podcast festival

for the launch of HMS Bugel episode 4043. Lie from the festival that celebrates the medium

that has blasted more words directly into people's eardrums than any other medium apart from

Bibles. The festival that even the great gang is can't himself could not stop happening.

The festival that has Glastonbury quaking in its muddy, muddy boots. The woodstock of the

third millennium, am I talking this up too much. The greatest cultural event in the history shut

up Andy. This is the latest visual version of our remorselessly audio dependent show.

Please now welcome your host current world record holder for most appearances ever on the

Bugelpodcast. No time winner of the British snake farmer of the year award. The face of London

Fashion Week. Sorry, that's a Russian hack, sorry. Live and in three of the world's top ranked

four dimensions, it's Andy, the Quasar of Desolation, Slats, Azal.

The Bugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers. There was one thing Chris told me not to do before the show and that was talk

over the bit where it says you did it. Yeah, I did. It was great. Right, I did talk over it.

No, no, I think you know what I mentioned it. Anyway, welcome, welcome, Buglers, how are you all?

Good, excellent. Welcome to the Bugel Live here at the podcast festival to end all podcast

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