Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Bugglers! And welcome to issue 4,044 of the Bugel, one of the world's top 10 billion

sources of hope in a cruel, cruel universe with me and his ultimate. Let me introduce myself

for those who don't know me. I like thinking about the look on a Labrador's face if you

threw a tennis ball for it to chase down a bobsled run. But I dislike people who actually throw

tennis balls down bobsled runs for Labrador's to chase, but simple cruelty. I also, for a bit

of further background, he's telling what I'm like as a person, think it odd that if you offered a

penguin a bucket of herring or a functioning set of wings or a jetpack, the indulgent fish-obsessed

gravity-bothering, ornithologically incompetent would choose the fish. Sometimes these species

just don't want to help themselves. Welcome to the people. I'm joined this week by two of the

many people in the world who this week were not elected to become the new president of Portugal.

I think they've kept the same one they had before, for which we should be thankful because instead

we have them on the Bugel and I will introduce them in the traditional style with what maybe a fact

or maybe a lie. Your choice. Here in London it's the former Lucidian emissary to the League of

Nations, Tiffany Stevenson. Welcome back, Tiff. Hi, that is a truth. All right, good. Check your

Wikipedia page. Yeah, it's on snopes. Go look it up. So since you were last on the show you've

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