Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Harley Buglers.

Well, helly, apparently it's the plural. I've been saying it wrong all these years, so helly,

not hello. If you're addressing more than one person or more than one thing, or you're in a

formal social situation, just something you don't know that well. Let's go with high. That's definitely

a plus, it's the singular of course. It's totally classic. Anyway, greetings, Buglers.

Always open accessible, Andy. Greetings, Buglers. And welcome.

To issue 442 of the Bugel, the world's only reliably non-unreliable source of truth and lies.

With me, Andy Zoltzmann, still a contender, there will be the 13th person to set foot on the moon,

who says I've lost it at the age of 1443. I'm live in London, the city with everything

you could possibly want in a city apart from Revolcano, 1-0 Naples, and a bearded communist revolution

in a Mozillaim in the city's main square, 1-0 Moscow. For now, Moscow, for now, come back in 50 years,

and we'll see what the score is then. Joining me this week, two men who have between them,

never discovered a new chemical element, never ridden to victory in a Moto GP motorbike race,

and never sparked the revolution in the Christian church by sticking a to do this on a church door.

But a, given time, they're only young, and be their cheaper than John's Jacob Busy.

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