Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Please now welcome Andy Zoltzmann.

Thank you. Hello, Bugelers. Hello, Scotland.

Yes, for the first time, this is the most northernmost live bugel in the history of the universe.

In fact, the first live bugel ever to take place north of where Roman Emperor Hadrian

took one look at you locals, thought about it for two seconds and said,

Wall. Big, f***ing wall. Great.

So, there we go. So this is also the first ever.

Chris, I think we can just fate the music down a little bit there.

We have... I couldn't find the volume control, Andy.

I was just playing and playing.

That's what we've put in the big box for.

Hello, Bugelers. Hello, this is Chris, the producer he has put the back.

Hello.

Keep you, Bugelers.

A dance as old as time itself.

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