Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Harry, can I just warn you that when Andy has the sort of silent moments of intense typing

just before a show, it's usually directly proportional to the amount of bullshit that's going to

get spewed at some specific moment. I'm just warning you now. I appreciate the Chris.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, be euglers and welcome back from the Bugle Summer recess to this issue 4,038 of the

universe's leading authority on all things related to the current phase of human evolution,

the state of the universe, and feudal monarchy in the fictitious kingdom of Vorotania from the year

1379 to 1382 inclusive fetters. Years of matter about people of course, when King Lothar, the

incomprehensible, mumbleed barely audible volume during a series of unsuccessful battles that

eventually led his usurple-buyred own wife, Queen Isidore, the Pat of Aggressive.

More on that coming in a new exclusive bugle 1000 page book. I am Andy Zoltzmann live

back from holiday in London now after two weeks of almost zero access to all news, bliss, sweet,

bliss, and joining me from Seattle, Washington, in the USA, it's the one and only Harry Condo-Bolo.

Hey Andy, hello, how are you? This is silly question to ask considering the news of the week.

Right, this might be it. This might be the last episode of the bugle and also of existence.

Right, well I mean the bugles managed to last out some major global crises. I don't see why

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