Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Thank you. Hello, Buglers.

Do you respond like that whenever anyone says hello to you?

Welcome to the Bugel Live, the three-dimensional version of the Zero-Dimensional podcast.

This week we are live from the International Criminal Court in the Hague,

in front of an audience of the world's baddest international criminals.

For whom I have some very bad news, crime has been banned. You're all going to have to get real jobs.

Some of the above may not have been true. We are in fact sly from the Okavango Delta in Botswana,

for the world's largest ever gathering of professional pantomimes, Ebras!

Release the lions!

So I'm going to have to drink my truth potion.

We are in fact live at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas for 12 rounds,

for fist fighting between Andy's Ultimate and Thor, the Norse god of the... I need more.

I need more. We are at the new town theatre in Edinburgh. There we go. We're in.

Let me just plug this in. We are in the new town theatre.

In Edinburgh, this place has really changed in the last 50,000 years, believe me.

...