Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Bugels, and welcome to Bugel 4,037, sub-episode B for Polterdash,

Belonie, Bunkermann, Bullshit, the official law firm of the Bugelpodcast.

I am Andy Zoltman on approaching the end of my holidays now, where,

if all has gone according to plan I will have made it to the quarterfinals at least

of the Mr. Dry T-shirt competition, performed a full 720-air reverse on my indoor surfboard,

seen and shot a live teradactyl, and squeezed most of an ancient temple into my suitcase

in the traditional British manner. It is now officially August, the renowned month which

despite claims of the country from some people in the southern hemisphere is in the summer.

It's a quality month is August, a terrific 31-day wopper. It is of course neurosurgery

outreach month, so do take advantage of this to reach out and perform some neurosurgery on someone.

The star sign for the earlier part of August that we currently in is Leo, and the reason for that

is because statistically Lions on average, slay more zebras from the 22nd of July to the 22nd of August

than in any other single week of the year. Julius Caesar, the former

Roman big cheese and slaying monthly magazines, assassination victim of the year in 44 BC.

Well, he whacked a couple of extra days into what's now August, it was then the piddlingly short

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