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Hello, Buglers and welcome to Issue 4,037 of The Bugel, which coincidentally is also issue

four-part alpha of The Bugel Live. It's highlights from the show at the Underbelly on London South Bank,

recorded on Thursday the 13th of July 2017. But don't just take that from me,

take it from me, introducing myself at that show.

Here we go. There it is. That is the official Bugel thing music.

It is now officially showtime. So please now welcome to the stage, the laughter

crafter who gives birth to Muth, then suckles juckles at the tit of wit and reigning WBO

at IBF Band and Wade Jam being of the world and proven liar. Mr Andy Zoltzmann.

Thank you. Thank you. Hello, Buglers.

Thanks. Welcome to the fourth live Bugel. How are you all?

I do hope you're more specific than that when you go to see a doctor. How are you feeling?

So welcome, welcome everyone to The Bugel Live, the theatrical extravaganza that works even

better when you cannot actually see it. So thank you for coming to the visual version of a

renowningly audio only show I am Andy Zoltzmann. This is what he looks like.

This we are recording. We are recording this and we are going out as next week's Bugel at the

today's date. Thursday the 13th of July 2017 if you don't believe me can you please confirm that

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