Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers, and welcome to Bugel Issue 4,037 Part 2.

More choice pickings from the live Bugel recorded at London's Underbelly Festival

on the 13th of July. I am Andy Zoltzman, and I'm about to go on holiday,

so if you have any important questions, information, requests, gifts, or ransom notes,

or other correspondence for me, please send them to me,

care of France, with a cover note explaining how to find me. I'll probably be

face down in a bucket of mules. And don't forget to use an unnecessarily large number of word.

It is the only language they understand. Actually, they are considerably more multi-lingual than

us Brits, but it's definitely one of their best languages, alongside of course,

the language of love. But before we get cracking into the live show,

it would not be an audio newspaper without a section going straight in the bin.

This week's section in the bin, a feature on massively large, massively dead skeletons.

The Natural History Museum in London has controversially sacked,

Dippy the Diplodocus, as its star-s-elebrity dead creature,

the Dino Skeleton fired from being the main exhibit in the museum's entrance hall,

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