Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, be euglers! That welcome to issue 4,036 of the Bugel, the weekly

factor ground with all the latest scientific proof about the existence of the human race

and the universe. It so reluctantly lives in. I am Andy Zoltzmann, a meritor's professor of exaggerating

my own qualifications live in London where we haven't had even a single general election in what

what about a month now. Democracy is withering on the vine as we speak. Let me have my say sorry

not say my lunch. I meant lunch is midday and that breakfast bagel has already thoroughly digested

itself. Did you know and here's a fact few bugles. If a Jew eats a bagel it is 50% more nutritious

than if a Gentile eats a sandwich. That's a religious fact. Joining me today for the fifth time

on the bugle but the first time on the better side of the equator come on Southern Hemisphere 6.7

billion people can't be wrong. Welcome back, live in London just one tables width away from me.

That is about 10,000 miles less than last time she was on the show. It's Alice Fraser.

Hello Andy. Oh this is so much better than when I was hiding in the ABC disabled toilets trying

to get a connection with you guys last time. Out of context that might seem weird but that is

basically how the last recording happened. I was being booted out of various places in the ABC

trying to find a quiet corner. I mean what is technically a place where you're meant to be able to

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