Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 4,033 of the world's leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world. Thebugel, or for those of you listening, in Morse Code,

and if you're listening in SEMIFOR, this is

If you are one of our many listeners who are aquatic mammals, welcome to

Thank you, Finnie and Blower, have some herring. I am Andy's Ultimate.

Please, that's lovely if you're just so so, but you're embarrassing me now.

And I'm here in London, whether you like it or not, I imagine you're probably ambivalent

and joining me from the biggest of all the apples, New York City. It's a big welcome back to

Harry Kondabolo. Hey Andy, how are you? I'm very well thanks. How have you been? It's been a few

months since you were lost on this show. I mean, look, every day we're all still around.

You gotta be happy for that. Trump being president, it really makes me take a starken things.

It makes me value every day. It was my last day. So that's made you appreciate life more.

These are the benefits of the Trump years, the mainstream media. Never tell us about.

No. All these people finding themselves, finding the true meaning of existence.

You know, wouldn't have happened if he hadn't so gloriously won that election.

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