Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, you glues! And welcome to issue 4,032 of the Bugel Audio newspaper for an unapologetically visual world.

For the week beginning Monday, the 12th of June 2017, I am Andy Zoltzman, and the Thrum of the

Pencil still democracies through the nerves in my voting arm. After yesterday's action,

a box-traveganzer, and I'm in London just literally yards away from where Theresa May,

as we speak, has reportedly just finished being cuddled by the Queen. Whilst the monarch said to her,

don't worry, we all make absolutely colossal unnecessary f**ks every now and again love,

and whenever you come and as real as you can't hack the big stuff, move over over and let Lizzie take

over. Joining me this week to officially chronicle the events of planet earth so that future

generations have an objectively proven record of what the f**k actually went on.

That's what this show has always been about. Firstly, back on the Bugel for the first time,

since the election. From radio topia's very own, the illusionist podcast, blood relative of the

year and the annual Bugel co-host awards all the way from A, the same womb I used to live in,

and B, upstairs in my house, that couple weeks. Not the same place. That's a couple of weeks in

our attic, has turned into a couple of weeks with quite a lot of other weeks in between them, Helen.

It's the woman who puts the lodge into etymological and the linger into linguistics. The founts of all

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