Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelos! And congratulations for tuning your dials to Bugel FM.

Later this hour, it's a classic from Herman's Hermits, but first, here's the

weather we're, oh shit, sorry, sorry, this is the wrong outlet.

What, this is the podcast version we're recording now, I'm just like, hello, Bugelos!

And welcome to issue 4,034 of the Bugel Audio newspaper for a world

unashirmed of its own ceaseless visuality. I am Andy's ultimate and I can now officially confirm

I am not the subject of the Carly Simon song you're so vain. I would just like to

quail that rumor right away, nor have I ever been the inspiration of Muse of Pablo Picasso.

So if anyone has told you otherwise, I can only apologize. I'm in London, that is so

often the case that can't be coincidence. And joining me from the madcap metropolis of Mumbai,

the home of the carhorn honking cacophony, that is a very satisfying collection of words to say,

it's the Bugel's official representative of the continent of Asia, Anu Vapal.

Hello, Andy, hello, how is Asia as a continent?

Well, you know, it's still in the same place, I'm happy to report. Regardless of what you may have

heard, it hasn't moved. I know we live in a post-fact world. You may have seen social media clips

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